5'9" tall, 248.4 lbs; 73 yo; not pet owner; not vegetarian; not a smoker, never consumed tobacco products; no tattoos, body piercings, stud earrings, no head jewelry, birthday suit only; vodka drinker every afternoon; half-mile jogger for exercise; read occasionally, history books and adult paperback nightstand books; into gardening and landscape art; not religious, am atheist, support "immoral" sex, transgender chicks with dicks have sex like that instead of being celibate